Beach Guardian Mugs

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Monkey-artist

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"It's trickle down."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Sand Snowmen

"We wish we could drink the water."

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"The nominees"

Preserve these Wetlands.

Beekeeping 101

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Fish Food

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."