Beach-loving Doctor Gifts

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"It's cooties."

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Surfer on his mobile phone.

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

...The decimal point was in the wrong place.

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Dead mermaid

'Sand shark!!'

'He's running a high fever.'

'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'

"The oceans rose another quarter inch this year."

Violinist on holiday

"I'd like to see you a little taller, and a little younger."