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1930's bather.

"Nation-building never works."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

A Poem about Sand

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."