Beach Historian Gifts

1930's bather.

"Nation-building never works."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A Poem about Sand

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'