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"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Skiing.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sun Worship

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Dreaming of Holidays.

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The tanning channel.

Mental To-Do List

'Mice escaped again@?'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Single men in Tahiti

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!