Bazaar Buff Gifts

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Theorbo

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Occupy Budget Balancing

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'It looks like our data.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Your tax $ at WAR.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'Just look'in'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Down on Her.

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Claudius Monteverdi.

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.