Bazaar Gifts

"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Supply Chain

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Music to their ears.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

"I really hate sales meetings"

Captain Thomas Coram.

First-Customer-Earned

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"