Bazaar Explorer Gifts

Boy with his Grandparents on a rainy day

Carrying Rhubarb to the Bazaar

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Sumo Love.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Heaven

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall of ages

Books*. *Batteries not included.