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"This stool shall pass."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Watching Sea Life.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Supply was out of harps.

Becalmed yachts

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Vikings at their Workstations.

Save Our Lagoons

Summon the beavers to the poop deck, pronto!"