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No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Watching Sea Life.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"They migrate here each summer."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cowboy

Supply was out of harps.

Becalmed yachts

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"I'm tempted to pull up the gangplank and go too, but I have my orders."

Vikings at their Workstations.

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'He was born to the sea.'