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"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"Just be yourself."

Deforestation.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Peel poker.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Fox hunting.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Spotted Owl Migration

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Supply was out of harps.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."