Bamboo Lovers Pillows

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"Just be yourself."

Deforestation.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Fox hunting.

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Spotted Owl Migration

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Supply was out of harps.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."