Bamboo Enthusiast Pillows

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Tree Squirrel

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Nana!'

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."