Bamboo Pillows

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A day at the transgenic races

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Gentlemen Riders

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

First past the post.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Horse racing puns

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."