Bamboo Grove Explorer Pillows

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

ET Mishap

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Frog in the puddles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Golfing Accident

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I love this time of day."

...the all-terrain skateboard.