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Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

ET Mishap

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Frog in the puddles.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I love this time of day."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Golfing Accident

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"