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'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

The Origami Society...

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Naked Mole Rat

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Shark food pyramid.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Water Slide

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Panama Papers Scandal

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"