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'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Origami Society...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Naked Mole Rat

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Shark food pyramid.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Water Slide

Jacques Cousteau.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Panama Papers Scandal

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.