Bog Botanist T-Shirts

Chelsea flower show sewage

Prize vegetables.

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Rose Garden

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Painting taking root...

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Botany Baby!

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."