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"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

House plants

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Yes, it is hot in here."