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"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Business Duck

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Thames Pizza

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...