Buoyancy Enthusiast T-Shirts

A woman holding her head above water in a swimming pool

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

That one has all the batteries!

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Jogging Bottoms

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Lithium Fair

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Nuclear energy.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Thames Pizza

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!