Buoy Enthusiast Mugs

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Thames Pizza