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'Most advisers would agree that diversification is an essential element of a successful pension strategy."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Bubbly

Astral Projection

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Champagne

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Prosecco

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Gimme the carrot!"

Easter Egg Island

"Cat park"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Champagne

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

A little fizz?

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Prosecco

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Sabrage!

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."