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Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Bubbly

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Champagne

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Prosecco

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Easter Egg Island

"Cat park"

Champagne

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

A little fizz?

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Prosecco

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Sabrage!

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"This must be Easter Island!"