Battle Scenes Pillows

Umbrella fight.

Warrior Woman

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Monster Clown

'The knights are drawing closer'

The Use of Cavalry

"One of you go see who's at the door."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Street Performing Octopus

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Battle.

'Shall we call it a draw?'

Roman paramedic.

Joke Shop.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

"Have a safe trip!"

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

"How I deplore this senseless destruction of our historic landmarks!"

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 12