Historical Scenes Pillows

Preparing for the Derby. 'I say, mister, just put us up a couple of green weils, will yer? The dust is so uncommon disagreeable a-driving down to Hepsom!'

A Hole in the Dike

"I don't believe in you!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Blue Dress

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Serenade for you...

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

What Are These?

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Lady in Blue Dress

Don Giovanni

Abstraction and recognition

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Gogglebollox.

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Not another war film.'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'Bad news, Will -- King James demands that you reveal your sources.'

'Another failure to communicate?'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Umbrella fight.

"Not another costume drama."

Henry VIII