Historical Scenes Gifts

Preparing for the Derby. 'I say, mister, just put us up a couple of green weils, will yer? The dust is so uncommon disagreeable a-driving down to Hepsom!'

A Hole in the Dike

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I don't believe in you!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Blue Dress

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Serenade for you...

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

What Are These?

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Lady in Blue Dress

Gogglebollox.

Abstraction and recognition

Don Giovanni

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Not another war film.'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Bad news, Will -- King James demands that you reveal your sources.'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'Another failure to communicate?'

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Umbrella fight.

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

"Not another costume drama."