Historical Plays Gifts

What Are These?

Stage Realism

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Mikado

To read or not to read?

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Tristan Und Isolde

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Blue Dress

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Clownton Abbey

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Gogglebollox.

Upstart Crow

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Lady in Blue Dress

Don Giovanni

Shakespearean Actor

"Page 33, line 4..."

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Not another war film.'

'Bad news, Will -- King James demands that you reveal your sources.'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

Learjet