Classic Plays Gifts

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

To read or not to read?

Katisha appeals to the Mikado

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Bacchus.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'He likes to power nap.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Sundial Time

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Thomas Hardy

Moby Dick

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

After the Sentence

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'