Battle Picker Gifts

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: 'To pick our battles and avoid doofs with pepper spray.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

The Scenic Route

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Battle.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

EU money addiction

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

The road less traveled.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"I get paid by the word."

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

'You're obsessing again.'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

William I

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Ask me about mazes."

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"