Battery Recharger Gifts

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Redeemable Securities.

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'I was warned about online dating.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Brain Charger

Hotel teddy for hire

Must you always be so negative?

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

Mountaineers milk.

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

"I liked the couch better where it was."

'I used to worry that I'd fall asleep meditating. Now I look forward to it.'

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

'If you think he's obnoxious now, you should have heard him before he started taking Prozac!'

'I only have to work one day a year -- I sell batteries door-to-door on Christmas morning.'

'He's dreaming about something he likes...look at that tail go!'

'I can't get the proper batteries!'