Battery Blunderers Pillows

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Lithium Fair

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Dead Batteries

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"You're far too negative."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

'The cost of batteries is so high these days, I've started having sex with my husband.'