Briefcase Blunderer Pillows

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

White Collar Crime.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Honey! We're home!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Businessman Panhandling

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Late again.

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Financial Pirates

Back to Work

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'