Briefcase Banterer Pillows

"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Waiting for Pants

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

White Collar Crime.

Wine Talking

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Sipsies?"

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Financial Pirates

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Late again.

Back to Work

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'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'