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"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"This stool shall pass."

Waiting for Pants

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

White Collar Crime.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Wine Talking

"Honey! We're home!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

Back to Work

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Late again.

Financial Pirates

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"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'