Batteries Pillows

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Rubber Ball Company

Jr. cloning kit

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Child driving a toy car

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.