Batteries Prints

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"You left this on our ship."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Jr. cloning kit

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

That one has all the batteries!

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.