Bathing Pets Pillows

Bathing the dog

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Loofah Lady

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

A mum trying to dry an excited child

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Dog Love.

Shower curtain call.

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."