Bathing Pets Pillows

Bathing the dog

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

New Twenty Blades

How to recover from a bad day

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Dog Love.