Pet Soother Pillows

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Bathing the dog

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Next!'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'We'll take it!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"I've always been a gnome body."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Puppy Doghouse