Pet Soother Gifts

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Bathing the dog

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Next!'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'We'll take it!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"I've always been a gnome body."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

Puppy Doghouse

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."