Dog Bathing Pillows

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bathing the dog

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Next!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Dog on a Shelf.

Dog Walker

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"The club scene is really changing."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'It's slobberin' time!'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

novox dog food

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."