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"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bathing the dog

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Have you tried biting him?"

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Next!'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog on a Shelf.

Dog Walker

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"The club scene is really changing."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

State of the Art Dog.

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

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