Relaxing With Pets Pillows

"Simple pleasures..."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"You've got athletes foot."

Dog Love.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I found your cat."

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

Pet Hobbies

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Puppy and Kitten.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

One man and his dog.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"What are we doing today?"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Play dead.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'