Relaxing With Pets Pillows

"Simple pleasures..."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"You've got athletes foot."

Dog Love.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I found your cat."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

Puppy and Kitten.

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Pet Hobbies

One man and his dog.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"What are we doing today?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Play dead.'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"Hey, stupid, what's up? What are you reading? Let's go for a walk, play with me, cook some food—how can you just sit there?! I adore you!"