Spending Time With Pets Pillows

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'It's baseball season!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Spot Quiz....

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Dog Love.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Doggy-3D

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Who's best friend are you?'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I found your cat."

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Dog at a restaurant

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Made your point.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

Online Dog Dating

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Play dead.'

Brass Band

A man waits for his child on a snail animal ride.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"You gotta keep throwing it or they'll start whacking us again."