Spending Time With Pets Prints

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'It's baseball season!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Spot Quiz....

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Dog Love.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Doggy-3D

'Who's best friend are you?'

"I found your cat."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Dog at a restaurant

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Made your point.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

Online Dog Dating

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Play dead.'

Brass Band

A man waits for his child on a snail animal ride.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."