Pet Playtime Aficionado Prints

"C'mon, one more throw!"

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Welcome to the Team

Canine Companion

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'