Puppy Playtime Enthusiast Prints

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

Walking the dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble, I bolted!'

"They keep asking me, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' How should I know?"

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Dogs

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Dogs in a basket

"Fashion Week"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'