Puppy Playdate Enthusiast Prints

'Control yourself. Don't come on to her.'

"Pick me!"

Barks in code.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Dogs

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Dog Sees Only Food

Dogs in a basket

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Headshot of perky dog.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'Who's best friend are you?'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'