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"I don't think that Bart Giamatti is actually going to play baseball, Miles. I believe he's going to more or less be on the management side."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

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