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Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

I don't like the looks of this.

"Mom?"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

'Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side, and the building's on fire. What do you want to do?'

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

The inventions of baseball

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'