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Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Mom?"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Jose Mourinho

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

The inventions of baseball

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

'Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side, and the building's on fire. What do you want to do?'

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.