Baseball Mastermind Pillows

"I don't think that Bart Giamatti is actually going to play baseball, Miles. I believe he's going to more or less be on the management side."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

Jose Mourinho

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'