Baseball Fan Turned Pianist T-Shirts

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Frederic Chopin

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Elton John

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Cesar Franck

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"You're welcome."

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.